2007 Champions!
July 30, 2007
Bears Abuse Reznick Group (& Dogs?)
Team Takes Home First Championship in Four Years
By Dickie Chucklehead
WAVELAND PARK, CHICAGO -- Amidst balmy weather and allegations of animal abuse, the top-seeded Bears softball team ended the 2007 campaign by bringing home the club’s second league championship in a 14-1 shellacking of the Reznick Group. A consistent offensive attack coupled with near perfect defense was the cornerstone of the slaughter-rule victory over the league’s seventh seeded team.
The Bears (9-1) posted their best season record under the watchful eyes of Coach Morris Buttermaker, batting .594 as a team. When asked about his team’s impressive play in the championship match-up, Buttermaker said, “This is the kind of game I like to manage. I don’t have to do anything but drink my beer and yell at Lopez. I just wish he understood me.”
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